First, I have to share this hilarious bit of standup from Patton Oswalt’s Finest Hour album. Otherwise this entire post will not be near as funny and awesome.
When I hear of the word “ham” my mind silmutaneously flitters between hearing comedian Oswalt’s voice in my head telling his “I Want All The Ham” joke, and drool-inducing visions of Jon Hamm, the actor.
If you’ve been living under a rock Hamm plays Don Draper on AMC’s Mad Men.
Incidentally, he is also hilariously funny.
And now, to the joke (click the image to listen at SoundCloud):
And now, on to the Hammier portion of this post.
There’s nothing better than a good-looking man who also doesn’t really care that he’s good-looking (except maybe a good-looking man who doesn’t care that he’s good-looking and is also naturally blessed in the Ha-Ha Department).
Cute-Nonchalant-Dudes-With-Humor, meet your leader, Jon Hamm.
JH was most recently seen in Bridesmaids, playing the uncouth and stereotypical FWB (Friend With Benefits) of Kristen Wiig’s character. Since this clip is generally NSFW (Not Safe For Work) — man I’m full of acronyms today — I will post the link so you can watch the fun when you’re not at work .
Just to give you a hint if you haven’t seen it, think of him as a wealthy playboy pelvic-thrusting Jack Rabbit with a less than attractive O-Face and absolutely no clue as to what a woman wants.
And finally, you can have ham and Hamm in one convenient package.
Introducing Jon Hamm’s John Ham.
The Vintage Creepy Ham Ad Girl would love it.
Slurp slurp slurp.